School Submissions

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Submissions on the topic of DADvertisement from 2nd graders at Fredericksburg Academy, VA

Hello, people! Our family needs a dad. They want a dad that is a marine that is strong. He should be good at baseball and cooking. He should like children. Just please, please, our family is begging all the dads out there just please! If anyone fits this description please call 555-3210. If you get the job, you get 500 dollars. You must be a dad to call.
Ayden

I'm looking for a dad with a motorcycle, a dad with muscles and great cooking skills. Who will say, "yes," to everything you say. A dad with style. A dad who watches football only at night. If you're that dad, then pack your bags because we have a new home for you. Plus, if you come, we'll give you a free cup of coffee.
Taylor

Dad Needed - Our family needs a dad. The kids need a handsome, smart, tall and strong dad. He needs a good sense of style. He needs to be a good cook and have a great sense of humor. If you are that dad, call this number: 555-3210.
Sareena

Dad Needed - This family needs a dad. Here are the abilities you must have: strength, courage, must be good at thumb-wrestles and the hand-slapping game. Must be nice and 5 1/2 feet and 5 inches tall. Has to have a 1 foot shoe size and a white B.M.W. If you have all that, then you are perfect. Just call.
Harrison

If you are single, 38 years old and a boy, keep reading. I am looking for a dad. If you want to get married to my mom, then you have to be a radiologist and drive me to school. But, you don't need to pick me up from school. Whatever you do, don't make Asa mad or cry because he will scream so loud he might break a glass with his voice. So, if you think your perfect for this ad, come on down.
Zane

Hello readers. I'm looking for a dad that is nice and friendly. A dad that bakes cake and that loves ice cream. I'm looking for a dad that likes carnivals. That's the dad I'm looking for. Goodbye.
Katy

Looking for a dad. I'm looking for a non-yelling dad. I would like a dad with love and care. I would like a dad who plays games with me.
Julian

Lost A dad that has a mustache. Loves Florida Gators. Has a Master's Degree on Gasing. Likes to sleep in. Loves to eat a lot. Reward $10.00. Is a drill sergeant. Works with the DEA. Has short black hair. Has a beginning of a beard.
Corbin

Hi, I'm looking for a dad. I want him to be in the age range 40-45, please. Tall, handsome and smart. He needs to have the free time to attend to sports meets and school presentations. That is the type I need. Thank you!
Maggie